#cucumber admin

[selemina]

Exploreur, Combattant, Gardien, Père. Explorer, Fighter, Guardian, Father.

I am looking at the QSMP from the hallway, not exactly getting invested, but Etoiles' fight in the arena got me hyped! :D Not gonna lie there was some severe french pride looking at him having his epic fight. It was so cinematic! I have the worst timing with this piece : the man lost his daughter and he got a new look! XD Fuck it we ball! :D

[elliespassagerprincess]

oooo how would professor ellie be and helping reader deal with baby brain??

Headcannons: professor!ellie williams x reader

masterlist

professor ellie masterlist

☆ Ellie immediately noticed the baby brain getting worse after Arnold’s birth—when you tried to warm up formula in the freezer.

☆ She didn’t laugh. She just kissed your forehead and said, “Okay, we’re labeling the appliances now.”

☆ She actually made laminated, color-coded labels for everything in the kitchen, even labeling the fridge "cold mama box."

☆ Ellie started carrying around a mini notepad just for you—so whenever you said “remind me to…” she’d jot it down, rip it out, and stick it to the fridge later.

☆ She downloaded four different baby apps on her phone and synced them to yours “just in case you forget the login.”

☆ Ellie started doing all the grocery shopping herself. She says it’s because she “doesn’t trust you not to come home with twelve cucumbers and no wipes.”

☆ She leaves sticky notes in the most random places—on your hairbrush, your favorite mug, your side of the mirror—saying things like:

“Brush hair, drink water, kiss your genius wife.”

☆ If you forget what day it is, she’ll tease you with, “It’s Monday, babe. I teach. You nurse. Aurora bosses everyone around. Classic schedule.”

☆ Ellie took over organizing Aurora’s school things and Arnold’s paediatric appointments without telling you—just quietly made herself the admin on everything.

☆ She keeps emergency snacks in her desk drawer for you. They’re labelled: “Reader’s sanity bites.”

☆ When you forgot your phone at home for the third time in a week, Ellie drove back from campus during her break just to give it to you—with a protein bar and a coffee.

☆ She never scolds or sighs—she just wraps you in her arms and says, “We made a whole human. You’re allowed to forget what the stove is.”

☆ Ellie started handwriting a “day summary” in a little journal next to your bed. Just a few lines like:

“Aurora told her class you invented apples. Arnold tried to poop on me. I love you.”

☆ She began calling reminders out loud like an AI assistant. “Hey babe! You were going to fold the laundry! Or…was that past-you’s mistake?”

☆ Ellie bought you matching necklaces engraved with the kids’ initials—"A & A"—because she knew you’d keep misplacing the baby bag.

☆ When you cried over losing your car keys (which were in your hand), she cradled your face and whispered, “I’d forget my own name if you weren’t around to moan it.”

☆ She started calling baby brain “Mama PhD syndrome”—so it felt less like a flaw and more like some grand cosmic achievement.

☆ Ellie writes little affirmations in your notebooks like:

“You made Aurora. You made Arnold. You are literal magic. I’ll remember everything else for us.”

☆ She never lets you apologize for being forgetful. “You pushed out a kid and made milk. My brain would have exploded.”

☆ Ellie sometimes wears a pin on her cardigan that says: “Ask me about my sleep-deprived wife.”

☆ She draws stick figure comics of your day—like the time you put a diaper on backwards—just to make you laugh.

☆ She once caught you putting a bottle in the dryer and quietly walked over, replaced it with laundry, and kissed your cheek like it was completely normal.

☆ Ellie created a shared “baby survival” spreadsheet. Color-coded. With tabs like “Did I eat today?” and “Arnold’s poop log.”

☆ When you forget to eat, she sits you down on her lap, feeds you bites of toast like she’s the professor of nourishment.

☆ Ellie calls you “mama genius” ironically when you do silly things like put your keys in the fridge—always with a teasing grin and a soft kiss.

☆ She puts tiny hearts next to your to-do list items, especially the ones you keep forgetting. “Drink water, mama. For me.”

☆ Ellie started carrying a spare pacifier in her jacket pocket “just in case you forget his again—no shade.”

☆ She lets Aurora scold you gently. “Mama, you put Daddy’s lunch in the diaper pail again.” Ellie’s behind her, trying not to laugh.

☆ When you space out during a conversation, she touches your wrist gently and says, “Hey, come back to me, space cadet.”

☆ Ellie plays memory games with you—not to fix anything, but just to be close to you. “Okay, five things you touched in the last ten minutes. Go.”

☆ She started organizing your makeup by use frequency and labeled the drawers: “Stuff for when you care,” “Stuff for five-minute glam,” and “You’re hot no matter what.”

☆ Ellie bought you memory supplements and stuck them inside a chocolate bar wrapper so you’d actually take them.

☆ She made a “baby brain emergency” bag with chapstick, mints, cash, wipes, and a picture of the kids. It’s in her office.

☆ When you forgot where you parked, Ellie just quietly activated her phone tracker on your location and found you without judgment.

☆ Ellie installed a key tracker app and pretends it’s because she loses things too. (She doesn’t.)

☆ When you forgot to pack a bottle and panicked, Ellie offered you her office coffee mug. “It’s clean. It’s desperate times.”

☆ She started a bedtime routine where she lists all the things you did remember today. Even if it’s just: “You kissed Arnold. You said ‘I love you.’ You were patient.”

☆ Ellie kisses the inside of your wrist when you say “I’m sorry, I’m just so dumb lately.” She says, “You’re exhausted, not dumb. You’re brilliant. You’re mine.”

☆ She taught Aurora to give you a kiss when you look overwhelmed. “Kiss Mama’s forehead. That’s the reboot button.”

☆ Ellie wrote a journal titled “Things Reader Forgot That Made Me Love Her More.”

☆ When you forgot your coffee on top of the car and drove off, Ellie bought you a spill-proof cup and wrote “Reader’s Lifeline” on it in Sharpie.

☆ She sets gentle alarms on your phone named “You deserve a break” or “Stretch & hydrate, my love.”

☆ Ellie started doing baby signs with Arnold early so he could "help remind Mama" when he's hungry or needs a change.

☆ She learned how to tie your shoes one-handed for when you were holding Arnold and couldn’t bend down.

☆ Ellie whispers soft reminders into your neck when hugging you:

“Keys in your purse. Phone’s on the charger. You’re not alone in this.”

☆ She makes “proud of you” playlists for when you make it through the day without crying or forgetting Aurora’s lunch.

☆ Ellie sets the GPS for you automatically, even if it’s just to the grocery store. “Not because you can’t, but so you don’t have to.”

☆ She bakes your favorite muffins with little paper flags stuck in them that say things like: “Hot mom fuel” or “Memory boost: unlocked.”

☆ When you forgot your name at the pediatrician (true story), Ellie just smirked and said, “This is my wife. She's magic, just momentarily unplugged.”

☆ She always rubs your back in the kitchen when you’re staring at nothing. “Baby brain’s a bitch, huh? Good thing I’m here.”

☆ Ellie added an extra whiteboard in the hallway just for “Mama Notes” where she writes reminders, love notes, and cute drawings.

☆ She refuses to let you feel embarrassed around her. “You can forget everything but I’ll always remember who you are to me.”

☆ Ellie got Aurora to memorize your morning routine so she can bossily direct you through it. “Mama, brush your teeth. No, your toothbrush.”

☆ She bought you a necklace with Arnold’s birthstone and said, “Now you don’t have to remember. It’s always with you.”

☆ When you forgot to change out of your pajama top before going out, she just handed you a hoodie and winked. “Still hot.”

☆ Ellie created a memory jar labeled “Things You Did Right This Week.” She puts in notes when you’re asleep.

☆ She holds your hand tighter when she feels you spiraling. “One thing at a time, babe. Just one.”

☆ Ellie started sending you gentle check-in texts:

“Hey, love. Did you eat? Hydrate? Breathe?”

☆ She gives you small tasks, like folding a single onesie, and celebrates like you just aced an exam. “Ten outta ten, Professor Mama.”

☆ Ellie learned how to braid your hair so she can do it for you when you forget or don’t have the energy.

☆ When you accidentally called Aurora “Ellie,” she just laughed and said, “We’re both obsessed with you, so it tracks.”

☆ She bought you new glasses because she said, “You keep misplacing your brain, let’s at least help your eyes.”

☆ Ellie whispers “I got you” into your temple when you’re lost in a fog, grounding you like it’s instinct.

☆ She bought a wall calendar just to put gold stars on it for every good day you had. Even if it’s just “didn’t cry before 10am.”

☆ Ellie encourages you to nap and will lie beside you, watching over you like you’re the rarest research specimen she’s ever found.

☆ She plays memory-based games with Aurora and invites you to join, saying, “Let’s all forget things together.”

☆ When you forgot your name again, she just kissed your hand and said, “Doesn’t matter. You’re mine.”

☆ Ellie started carrying around a mini photo album of you and the kids and hands it to you when you feel overwhelmed. “Proof you’re doing it. All of it.”

☆ She gives you forehead kisses more often than usual—because she says it helps "charge your RAM."

☆ Most of all, Ellie never makes you feel like your forgetfulness is a burden. She makes it feel like just another part of loving and learning each other—just another thing she remembers how to hold, so you don’t have to.

[odusseus-xvi]

Doing a Summary of the French ccs' Lore (because we are forgotten)

(this last part is a joke don't take it too seriously)

Making a post with the lore we know about every French ccs for those who don't follow them religiously : (I might forget some things because I'm not an encyclopedia)

BAGHERA JONES :

Has said in the past she does see herself (her character) as human, like in the "Regret" animation but has also talked about "dying her feathers" instead of hair, and discussed with mike about not really having hair. Her species/lineage/anything you want to call it doesn't seem to be something set in stone.

When asked from where she comes from she answers Switzerland. It seems to have been accepted by Cucurucho. (also knows about The Shit Tower from the Team du Lundi server, though that might not be really lore accurate)

Doesn't seem to be interested in leaving the island itself, but is REALLY interested in freeing herself and the others from the Federation.

Considers BBH and Forever as her family alongside the rest of the french. Both Pomme and Dapper are her adopted kids.

Has both an underground Base and a Castle far north.

Dropped out of the election on her own accord, jumping from the top of her castle's highest tower.

(note : Please admins, cook something for her... She needs it... She tried for days to solve the book thingy, and Cellbit ended up having the last clues and doing it himself... Please I beg you...)

ETOILES :

Is a masked anthorpomorphic cucumber. No ambiguity about that.

When asked where he comes from, it alternates between France, and Far Away (if I remember well) (Was also part of the Team du Lundi server, but nothing confirms it is part of his canon lore).

What does seem to be conserved is his familiarity with all the french ccs : His close joke-flirting relationship with Antoine, his friendly banters with Baghera, his kind of disciple in redstone and create relationship with Aypierre, and his friendship with Kamet0.

Actually enjoying his time on the Island because of the challenges it offers him. Particularly enjoys showing the Federation and The Codes how they can do nothing against him. Considers himself a simple Warrior.

Has a cave a la BatCave but spends most of his time exploring and far away from it.

His favorite thing is bringing loot and stuff to the other residents.

Is freindly with everyone, and enjoys every egg, with particular admiration to Dapper.

(note : #EtoilesIsMyPresident)

AYPIERRE :

A simple human (note : a headcanon I like and that his community has kinda adopted is imagining him with Doc Ock style mechanical arms)

Comes from a random place in France he wrote kind of has a joke to Cucurucho. As for a potential server he could come from the guy is one of the oldest mc cc on the INTERNET. I could not tell you.

We don't really know his feelings on the island, but is portrayed as an opportunist and enjoyer of contracts. Absolutely willing to have deals with the Federation, though also interested in helping the others leave the island.

"n° 1 Gegg fan". Built a Gegg generator and is behind the Geggpocalypse of the election dinner.

Has a fun uncle/nephew relationship with Richarlyson, he revealed the Geggpocalypse to him before anyone else, and is building a winery to run with him.

Has a small house with multiple elevators and teleport pads leading to his huge Factory complex he will open to the public soon.

"I'm secretly building a machine.." before being cut off by Slime saying "WTF MAN THIS IS CRAZY".

(note : We don't know what that last part is about though most likely linked to the lore he's been brewing with the admins that is coming early August)

ANTOINE DANIEL :

We have no idea what he is, though might appears "human". "We all have multiple faces, Im just the only one showing them all". *about the face that was on his inside layer on his old skin* "I'd rather not talk about that, it's private."

Comes from France, though his reference to the Shit Tower into the new Shit Palace might mean he comes from the Team du Lundi server.

We don't know his feelings on the island, though distrustful of the Federation.

Lives in his Shit Palace that is currently unfinished, with the Moon and it's ring above. Has a secret room under called "La Fin du Monde (the end of the world)" with (old and not updated) thoughts about the residents of the island.

Is easily distrustful though trusts the french the most, and confides most of his secrets in Pomme.

Has a weird admiration/obession with Cucurucho.

(note : Come back antoine, I miss the kids...)

KAMET0 :

Ah ah ah ah... ah.

Etoiles did say he might come back at some point to do a cameo, tough not regularly.

(note : come back to the village Sasuke...)

[sleepy0s]

Its not called a Knife.

Pearl: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”?

YHS!Sam:

YHS!Sam: …Should I not have?

I have forcibly sat myself down and forced myself to write. So this might not be the best, I really need a schedule. Writer's block sucks. So does school. 

Hermits + YHS

Taurtis POV

~~~

Everyone was in the kitchen area, and by everyone I mean everyone who had weirdly appeared in our house over the weekend. (It is now wednesday. These strangers have been here since Saturday. help.) 

Xisuma, these peoples admin (Whatever an “Admin” is.) was leaning against the counter, on some fancy ipad full of numbers. Some zombie lady, a green guy, and some weirdo with broken wings (Cleo, Doc and Scar.) were all sitting on the sofa. And Grian, Sam and .. Pearl? Apparently it's pearl, not that Taurtis can speak, he's only seen photos of Grians sister, but she looks a lot different than in the photos.. Anyway! Those three are in the Kitchen making sandwiches.

I made my way into the kitchen, sitting on the counter near Xisuma.

“Where’s the ham?” Sam asked, looking through the fridge. That reminds me, we really need to go grocery shopping. “Should be behind the eggs.” Grian responded, not looking at Sam as he cut the cucumber, despite Pearl practically begging him to let her do it instead. Sam reached into the back of the fridge, grabbing out a plastic bag with some slightly soggy, maybe mouldy ham. 

“Ew! What is that?” Cleo gagged, looking over the sofa at the monstrosity in Sam’s hand.

“It's ham.. Obviously.” Sam rolled his eyes. 

Bored, I looked over at Xisuma’s ipad thingy. It was full of some fancy letters and characters, some of it was English, the rest some weird language that looked like Japanese but wasn’t. (Oh! I forgot to mention, Literally none of these people spoke Japanese. Not even Pearl. This wasn’t really an issue for Grian, as he's British. But me and Sam? Its torture! 

Secretly, I think grian is also struggling. We never speak English so I think the sudden change in needing to help translate is taking a toll on him. Poor Grian.)

I look back up at Sam, deciding that this guy’s ipad is hurting my brain. Sam, who was glaring at grian impatiently. “Gree-on! Hurry up! I need the people-opener for the Bread!” He whined, before shutting up as Grian handed it over to him.

“Pardon? Did- Did you just call the knife a people-opener?” Pearl stammered, eyes wide.

It took Sam a second to respond, trying to understand what she said. (see what I mean? Language barriers.) Eventually, Grian whispered it to him in Japanese, laughing.

Sam looked up at Pearl, head tilted at the taller girl. “Should I not call it a people-opener?”

“No!?” Pearl responded immediately.

[apollosmailbox]

Woah, okay! I did that right! It only took me uh... never mind. The good news is I know how this all works now and can talk to you all. I can't wait to get letters. It'll be like my favorite show as a p-- kid. haha-- sorry. Well, anyway, I guess I should introduce myself. My name's Apollo and I run the sugarbush in northern Cindersap Forest. I also make jams, jellies, and a number of different sweets during the off season so you should stop by for a treat some day. Oh, also! My pronouns are they/he, I'm 27, and my birthday is in the fall (guess when!!!). I'm not sure there's much else for me to say, so send me a letter or two and let's get to know each other! :D

Heyo! Admin Benji (@benjineedssleep, he/they) here! This is my wonderful oc Apollo :3 Here are some general rules + things you should know before interacting with this account:

Apollo is pansexual and polyamorous.

Multiship/blogxblog interactions are okay but you must be 18+ for it. I'm 21 and roleplaying with a minor would just be weird. In addition, their 'canon' partners in sdv would be Sam and Abigail, Sebastian being a more qpr kinda thing. So keep that in mind too.

Friendship, flirting, and dating is cool but no explicit nsfw. Use your better judgement with this one.

Don't be mean/character bash! This is my baby child and doing so would make me uncomfortable. Angst and attempts to uncover lore are cool but be in character, y'know? Don't tell me my oc sucks.

no bigotry, real life religion, or politics! literally why would you come here for that anyway--

Apollo's Loves! ❤️

Trout Soup

Topaz

Sweet Pea

Rhubarb Pie

Strawberry

Honey

Apollo's Likes!* ❤️

Rainbow Trout

Smoked Fish

Aged Roe

Jelly

Maple Syrup

Duck Feather

Coffee

Green Tea

Frog Egg

Nautilus Shell

Rainbow Shell

Coral

*Apollo also broadly likes root vegetables (like potato), squashes, (like pumpkin), gems, and fish, other than what's otherwise stated.

Apollo's Neutrals! 🩶

All Alcohol

Dragon's Tooth

Any Bones

Any Fossils

All Mushrooms (except in food)

Apollo's Dislikes! 💔

Spook Fish 

Blobfish

Apollo's Hates! 💔

All Mushrooms (in food)

Tom Kha Soup

Eel

Sea/Super Cucumber

Tags!!! Super subject to change. I'm new here and suck at tagging lmao--

#we just got a letter -> any and all asks #apollo's journal -> non-ask posts #critter log -> bug and woodland creature facts/ramblings #apollo's buddies -> any interactions with apollo's oc or canon character friends #the pollocule -> Sam, Abigail, or Sebastian interactions or posts! #apollo lore -> any important apollo lore! #apollo angst -> anything a bit heavy/serious

pixel banner credit x star divider credit x everything else in this post as well as apollo's banner and pfp were made by me!

[bluem0nst4]

So the way I imagine the way that "Jason Todd being a teacher" would play put is as most of you guys have said so before, the cool teacher that definitely cares about his students but will put up with no bullshit, but I have little experience actually teaching so I imagined that instead of having everything under control it would be more on the "having mental breakdowns in the middle of the week because he can't wrap his head around the comments/actions that his students make"

He would probably be an English teacher to little 2nd grade kids, because some of them come straight from Crime Alley, and he wants desperately for them to have a good learning experience as well as them not having any trouble with the staff.

Sure he loves teaching, and loves having a job as fulfilling as getting to add to someone's life and make it better for his students, but sometimes it can get a little...

Jason: *grading papers in his desk*

Kid: *comes up to him while covering their face with their hands* Mr. Todd?

Jason: *turning to look* Yes?

Kid: *uncovers their nose to show snot filled face because they sneezed*

Jason:

Jason: *sighing and giving them a hall pass* Yes you may go to the restroom

---

Jason: *with music playing in the background*

Kid: Mr. Todd, can you play a song?

Jason: Sure, which song?

Kid: For Whom the Bell Tolls :)

Jason: ...

Jason: ...Alright.

Then he gets told off by admin when they notice it later and tells them to fuck off because can't bring himself to say no to his children

---

At lunch

Kid1: My mom gave me chips and some grapes, what did your mom give you?

Kid2: My mom gave me a cheese sandwich! What did your mom give you, Mr. Todd?

Jason: *who gets his lunch done by Alfred, otherwise he doesn't eat*

Jason: I got a cucumber sandwich, some apple juice and some fruit gummies.

Kid3: Cool! Can I trade my cookie for your gummies??

Jason: *looking at the already bitten cookie*

Knowing kids, the possibilities are endless for these, he definitely rethinks his career choice all the time plus he definitely doesn't get paid enough.

[orenvs3000w25]

Unit 9

Considering this week’s blog prompt is to share our most amazing thing we know about nature, I have a few interesting things I’d like to talk about! As I have spoken about it before, it is no secret that I am fascinated by the ocean. For its vastness, but also its ability to sustain life in ways we are only beginning to understand.

My first amazing nature fact is that phytoplankton (the microscopic plants floating near the surface of the ocean) generate at least half of Earth’s oxygen! Every second breath we take is made possible by these tiny, unassuming organisms. Despite their size, they are the backbone of the marine food web, fuelling everything from the smallest zoo plankton to the blue whale.

My next wonder of nature is the scientific concept of bioluminescence, a natural wonder so breathtaking it looks like magic. Some organisms, like the firefly squid or deep-sea anglerfish, produce their own light in the darkness of the ocean’s depths. Others, like certain types of algae, glow in response to movement, creating a shimmering blue-green trail when waves break or a body moves through the water. I have never seen it myself, but to witness it firsthand would be an otherworldly experience.

Another fascinating mystery of the ocean lies in its depths. The hadal zone, named after Hades (the Greek god of the underworld), is a region of perpetual darkness, extreme pressure and freezing temperatures. Yet life thrives even here. Strange creatures like the ghostly dumbo octopus or the transparent sea cucumber navigate these waters, proving that life is adaptable even in the most extreme conditions. We know more about the surface of the moon than we do about the bottom of the ocean, and that thought alone fills me with curiosity about what else might be lurking in the abyss.

Lastly, an aspect of the ocean that I find the most incredible is language. Whales, dolphins and even fish communicate in ways that we are only beginning to understand. Humpback whales sing songs that can travel for miles, while dolphins use complex clicks and whistles to communicate with one another. Some fish even use colour changes and body movements to send signals. This underwater symphony is a constant conversation, one that reveals that ocean as not just a body of water, but a living, breathing entity.

Beyond its mesmerizing beauty, the ocean is the great regulator of life on Earth. It absorbs carbon dioxide, influences weather patterns and regulates temperatures. Without the ocean’s careful balance, life as we know it would not exist. We often think of the ocean as distant, separate from our daily lives. But the reality is, it touches everything, from the air we breathe to the climate we depend on. It is the great connector of life on Earth, yet it remains one of the least explored frontiers. To me, that is what makes it so amazing.

References

Admin. (2024, September 23). Curious colourations: Bioluminescence, fluorescence and iridescence. Perry Institute for Marine Science. https://www.perryinstitute.org/curious-colourations-bioluminescence-fluorescence-and-iridescence/ 

[northern-loner]

One thing I'll always respect the admins for is how they commit to Cucurucho's character expertly no matter who's playing him or what the situation is. He did the "I hope you enjoy the island." earlier while Tubbo was mocking him and he just scoffed and said "You're as predictable as a wet cucumber." and Cucurucho just walked off LMAOOOO

[nanamikentorp]

Hi Nanami (hello, sweet sweet admin!)

I’m finally doing things that make me happy. I am able to hold myself accountable for my work, my actions, my health but sometimes I get really really busy I feel like I slip up and end up eating pizza because it’s the fastest to arrive.

So in that way, I was busy all of last week with research, assignments and friends moving out so I ended up eating pizza for five continuous days, I didn’t order it all 5 days, there were a few parties and pizza was the main entrée.

I feel weirdly guilty but also not?? Is that weird?

Also, can I be ✨ anon???

(Admin, you’re doing Gods work here. Please take care of yourself 🫶🏻🩷)

Being unable to cook an elaborate meal is not a moral failing.

But consecutive pizza might not give you all the nutrients you would need. Once in a while try and incorporate a simple quick dish into your meal?

Let me put you onto a simple salad I like making.

You will need:

Cucumber

Garlic

Chillies

Soy sauce

Vinegar

Sugar/honey

Use a grater and grate your garlic and chillies into a mixture of soy sauce, vinegar, and honey/sugar. Prepare your cucumber as you like, I like to do an accordion chop if I'm feeling fancy but just slicing it into pieces would be as good.

Allow the whole thing to marinade for about 30 mins. And you're good to eat it. You can have it on its own or with some rice. It's upto you.

You can also add onions or other salad like vegetables if you want and play around with the dressing by adding more spice or less spice. Depends on you.

Adding you in as ✨ anon.

[frenchtantan]

Theories about CPV2

I wanna talk about q!Etoiles' mission to the Nether for a bit. More specifically about the two opposed theories I have.

First off, something we can mostly agree is that the Code is scared of q!Etoiles. It faced him several times in the past, all of which ended with our favorite French Cucumber's victory, so much so that the last time it was forced to flee. Even now with the sword, it realized that killing him would be next to impossible. So, what to do about him?

Trap him in the Nether. In this scenario, the Code has no idea about the existence of the shield. It made q!Etoiles follow it into an active Nether portal, knowing he wouldn't resist, and then closed the door behind him. I watched the VOD, q!Etoiles misremembered, the Code wasn't in the Nether with him. It didn't drop the image frame with the shield schematics and coordinates, it was an invisible admin. The code has dropped items before while visible, so what gives? Moreso, the portal he went through is in an old structure. Someone built it before, and maybe it is one of the few known stable Nether portal (remember, q!Forever's portal was deemed "unstable"). Since people went through it in the past, they must've left clues, and the admin dropping those schematics might've been a meta way to say "q!Etoiles stumbled upon forgotten schematics when he arrived in the Nether". q!Etoiles is smart, but his specialty is game mechanics strategy (and culture), not mystery solving. Case in point, the "enigma" he faced while in the fortress was not hard per se (find keycard), and he still struggled. Again, I'm not saying he's dumb, people often forget that intelligence manifests in many different ways, and this just isn't his. We know the admins are adapting the difficulty based on the player involved, hence why Forever's Nether event wasn't too hard monster-wise: the players there were not strong enough. So in this scenario, the enigma was "easy" for RP reasons, and the Code had nothing to do with the shield. q!Etoiles just went through an existing doorway, found clues left by those who crossed it before him, which lead him to the shield. Unbeknownst to the Code, he then found a way out, where the Code was waiting for him just in case, however this time the Code was even more outmatched. This option has one major problem however: if CPV1 was so dangerous, how can we be sure CPV2 doesn't have the same flaw? Whatever intense trial CPV1 went through, it ended with its "remains" destroyed, which means despite its infinite durability, the experiment led to its partial destruction. The book says there were schematics for subsequent iterations (which includes CPV2 I'm assuming), and those were destroyed too "as per protocol", but nothing is said about getting rid of the iterations themselves. This means that the unprecedented events from the intense trial weren't worth even the destruction of presumably dangerous items, so they had to hide it. This also means those events might happen again now. Hence, my second theory:

The Code wanted q!Etoiles to find the shield. From the very beginning there has been clues that the code might be a mistake, an experiment from the Federation gone wrong. What if CPV1 is what created the Code? What if the intense trial led not just to the shield being destroyed, but to the creation of the Code? That would be why they didn't re-execute the trials, because it would unleash another monster. And who better than the hot-headed, dungeon-cleaner q!Etoiles to reproduce the conditions of that intense trial? Worse, what if the unprecedented event didn't just create the Code, but turn the user into it. Etoiles wanted a villain arc, what if it involves him becoming a Code Entity? That would be an excellent way for the Code to deal with its "q!Etoiles problem" imo.

Whatever the case may be, whether it was the Code's objective or not, I believe the intense conditions of the trial will be met once again due to q!Etoiles' behavior. Time will tell what this will unleash.

[angelpaperclip]

Admins left cucumbers in the dungeon chests for Etoiles' quest to get Pomme's christmas fit.

I hope he hands out the cucumbers to people so everyone can gently hold them like babies.

[odusseus-xvi]

"I lost the last fight against 3 codes, so my character doesn't want to fight anymore, I don't have a shield or a sword, so we'll fight against our memories..."

THE FUCK YOU SAYIN' ! THEY MADE THE CUCUMBER MAN AS CRYPTIC AS THE ADMINS

[foodwithrecipes]

Cucumber Tomato Drink Recipe. Composed of about 95% water, cucumbers are excellent for keeping you hydrated. Tomatoes also have a high water content, Read full recipe

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[ask-os-testbuild]

Hackmail: a cucumber right behind testbuild

[ PROCESS cucumber TERMINATED BY LOCAL ADMIN ]

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[575krp]

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[ikram1909]

Well, there is a competition for all the La Liga Mascots and they do different challenges so maybe they can add boxing next time 😂

https://x.com/CDLeganes/status/1862591344981557673 Leganés even welcomed Cat to the family. Cannot wait to see a Cat mascot fight a huge cucumber 😭

When does that competition so I can cheer for Cat 😭😭 also the gif?? Leganés admin ate that 😭😭